Hello there. My name is Dexter, and I’m a Murse (Male Nurse). I’ve worked at 24 hospitals in 13 states. I’ve worked on just about every unit, however I currently call the ER my home. I love what I do, and wouldn’t trade it for the world, but I felt like some things need to be said to the general public, and to the current clientele that find themselves in an ER at 4 am for a stubbed toe.
First off, fuck you. Go back home, and come back when you’ve got a real emergency. Second, fuck you. You don’t know more than me. You don’t know what’s best for you. You’re lucky I care so much about your well being that I’m willing to make you all better. Third, fuck you. I’m here for 12+ hours overnight and I’m lucky if I get a bathroom break. So don’t be complaining to me about how you’ve got back pain because your Burger King job is so physically demanding.
Anyways, that’s a little about me. Tune in weekly to read more of my rants. Or don’t. I don’t give a shit.